- Jonathan Patrick Sears is a conservative YouTuber who posts endless jokes on the AwakenWithJP YouTube channel.
- His recent work on the ongoing fraud investigations in Minnesota has viewers rolling on the floor in laughter as he satirizes how locals in Minnesota ripped off the government with crude, unpolished tactics.
- Mr. JP released his skit following a viral investigative piece by Nick Shirley that exposed $110 million worth of fraud in one day.
- In the clip, Jonathan claims to educate the American public on how to get started on a kids’ daycare business in 3 easy steps.
AwakenWithJP’s DayCare Business Guide For Illiterate Fraudsters
AwakenWithJP takes aim at primitive fraudsters who have, for years, siphoned funds from the Minnesota State Government with absolutely zero finesse.
According to the satirical content creator, daycare businesses in Minnesota have generated enormous revenue simply by existing, rather than providing any real goods or services.
The first step to launching this “lucrative” venture, as outlined by Jonathan, is applying for government funding.
Dubious local operators, often linked to the immigrant Somali community in Minneapolis, have been accused of relentlessly submitting useless invoices to the federal child nutrition program and the Minnesota Department of Human Services.
Jonathan directly called out questionable figures who don’t speak English, believed to be behind the now world-famous corruption scheme.
In a dummy daycare funding application form shown in his video, AwakenWithJP humorously advised equally clueless Americans seeking funding to consider using Text-to-Speech tools or simply drawing pictures of kids on their forms to register businesses just like the infamous Quality “Learing” Center.
Jonathan also advises hypothetical fraudsters to identify “good causes” as a way to channel some of the government grants under the guise of corporate social responsibility.
On the list of “good causes,” even the world’s most dreaded terrorist organizations, including Somalia’s Al Shabaab, make an appearance.
This part of the skit underscores the sobering reality revealed by the investigation that some funds from fraudulent Minnesota welfare programs were allegedly diverted to support terrorist operations abroad.
In illustrating just how “lucrative” the kids’ daycare business can be in America, Jonathan notes that leasing a space is essentially the only expense required to run a successful operation.
Simply acquire the building and put a fake sign out front, and you are in business.
The viral YouTuber hilariously highlights the need for blacked-out windows to guard against the prying eyes of vigilant taxpayers and to protect non-existent kids from harmful daylight.
Jonathan also warns that you may have to occasionally pick up arms to intimidate journalists and private auditors who come asking questions.
Jonathan Patrick Sears turns a shocking Minnesota scandal into a comedy by satirizing government fraud and the people who take advantage of it.
His work is a great reminder that sometimes you have to laugh at the bad stuff to really see it for what it is.
