- American YouTuber and skit maker Brandon Lucas has found a way to turn one of America’s most boring road signs into premium comedy.
- On his YouTube channel, Brandon is a makeshift traffic Czar who positions himself where every driver swears they weren’t speeding: the school zone.
- Armed with a speed gun, a sticky food wrapping, and the confidence of a man who has accepted chaos as his life partner, Lucas clocks oncoming speeding cars before splashing them with all sorts of foodstuffs.
Brandon Lucas Faces Off With Bad Drivers in Hilarious School Zone Skits
Instead of issuing a ticket, lecturing about child safety, or calling the authorities, Brandon pelts the bad driver’s windscreen with food.
Eggs, marshmallows, cheese, gammy bears, strawberries, green beans, sometimes entire grocery aisles form part of his arsenal.
His videos follow a familiar, hilarious script: careless drivers appear on screen doing illegal speeds while approaching a school zone where Brandon is stationed.
His speed gun beeps before he yells: “Oh, looks like we’ve got another one! Yep! 67 (miles an hour) in a school zone! Enjoy cleaning 5 pounds of strawberry off your car, moron!” Food then flies straight into the clown’s windshield.
Justice is served. Simple, direct, and quick.
Reactions from unhinged, careless drivers have really put this content on the map. Especially those who reverse and come flying out of their cars yelling.
The traffic Czar unapologetically reminds them that they were doing illegal speeds in a school zone and even threatens to call the cops on them in some instances.
Speeding in school zones is wildly common in the United States. Despite flashing lights, bold signage, crossing guards, and endless public safety campaigns, many drivers still treat speed limits as suggestions.
In a country where enforcement is either hyper-formal or completely absent, Brandon has fashioned himself as a chaotic middle ground.
He is not law enforcement, not a vigilante, just a guy with props, timing, and impeccable comedic instincts. He lets premium embarrassment do its work.
Viewers have reported a dramatic decline in speeding drivers within neighborhoods and school zones.
Drivers are increasingly becoming compliant not out of fear of speeding tickets, but to clean junk off their windshields.
